Tom Segura Net Worth (Money & Salary)

What is Tom Segura’s Net Worth?

With a net worth of $14 million, Tom Segura is an American comedian and actor recognized primarily for co-hosting the popular podcast “Your Mom’s House” alongside his wife, Christina Pazsitzky. Additionally, he co-hosts the “2 Bears, 1 Cave” podcast with actor Bert Kreischer. Beyond podcasting, Segura is also celebrated for his stand-up comedy, film appearances, and television roles. His comedic style is often described as dark, observational, sarcastic, and deadpan, and he is highly skilled in insult comedy.

Early Life

Born Thomas Segura Jr. on April 16, 1979, in Cincinnati, Ohio, he was raised by a mother of Peruvian origins and an American father with Spanish, Cajun, and French-Canadian roots. Growing up with two sisters, Tom managed to maintain good grades in high school and gained admission to university, although he endured challenges, including a significant drug incident. At 18, he overdosed on GHB, which resulted in a brief coma, but he thankfully made a full recovery. Throughout his life, Segura has resided in various regions of the United States, including Minneapolis, Milwaukee, and Vero Beach, Florida. Following high school, he enrolled at Lenoir-Rhyne University in North Carolina.

Career

Upon completing his university education, Tom Segura embarked on a journey in stand-up comedy, performing at events and venues across the nation. During his early career, he held various day jobs while doing comedy at night, including logging, producing transcripts for TV shows, and internships. As he gained success, Segura began performing at prominent comedy festivals like the Melbourne International Comedy Festival, The Comedy Festival, the Global Comedy Festival in Vancouver, and the Just for Laughs Comedy Festival. Notably, he was a regional finalist for “Last Comedy Standing 2.”

In the realm of television, Tom has made appearances on “Comedy Central Presents” and “Live at Gotham.” He released his first Netflix comedy special, “Completely Normal,” in 2014, followed by “Mostly Stories,” “Disgraceful,” and “Ball Hog,” with the latter airing in 2020. Additionally, he has acted in films such as “Instant Family,” “Countdown,” and “The Opening Act,” and has a Netflix film titled “Sledgehammer” set to premiere in July 2023.

Particularly notable are his podcasts. In 2011, he launched “Your Mom’s House” with his wife Christina, covering a wide array of subjects. In 2019, he began co-hosting “2 Bears, 1 Cave” alongside actor Bert Kreischer.

In 2022, Segura published his book, “I’d Like to Play Alone, Please,” which features humorous anecdotes and serves as an extension of his work as a comedian.

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Relationships

At the age of 23, Tom first crossed paths with Christina Pazsitzky.

At the Cat Club on Sunset Boulevard in Los Angeles, she was 26 years old when they met. Eventually, they tied the knot in 2008 and have since welcomed two children. Currently, they reside in Austin, Texas.

Real Estate

Over the years, Tom Segura and his wife, Christina, have actively engaged in the real estate market, building an impressive portfolio. In 2016, they purchased a home in Woodland Hills, California, for $1.6 million. This property boasts traditional styling, a gated enclosure, hardwood floors, and a lagoon-style pool. Features include five bedrooms and 4,619 square feet of living space. They listed this home for $2 million in 2020, ultimately selling it for $1.875 million.

In January 2020, they moved up to a larger home in the Pacific Palisades, acquired for $6.65 million. This residence provides 5,779 square feet of living space, seven bedrooms, three full floors, marble countertops, and a rooftop deck with panoramic views. The outdoor area also features an infinity pool and an outdoor kitchen. However, just a year later, the couple decided to leave Los Angeles for Austin, Texas. They placed their Pacific Palisades home on the market for $6.85 million, clearly aiming to break even before relocating south.